Me years later:
Daughter:
Hey dad, I found an old show in the basement. Can I watch it?
Me:
Yeah go ahead. What show is it?
Daughter:
It says Neon Genesis Evangelion on it.
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Rei, call down your brother and sister, Shinji and Asuka. It's time your dad tells you a story.